cracked:

The destruction of Krypton was so hard.

17 Unintentionally Hilarious Scenes in Serious Movies

For as much as they tell you about Stop Drop and Roll as a kid, I really expected to be on fire more times in my life.

(Source: thehobodad)

gotnothinleft:

angry social justice kirk
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angry social justice kirk
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angry social justice kirk
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angry social justice kirk

thedesureich:

ruinleon:

a snake wearing a top hat and mustache that is all

ah mr sneky,i see u r wering ur fance top

melkorwashere:

daughter-of-odin:

voiceofnature:

The Making of a Hobbit- door!

Wow, that’s gorgeous.

#doors of Frodo’s house in Valinor
melkorwashere:

daughter-of-odin:

voiceofnature:

The Making of a Hobbit- door!

Wow, that’s gorgeous.

#doors of Frodo’s house in Valinor
melkorwashere:

daughter-of-odin:

voiceofnature:

The Making of a Hobbit- door!

Wow, that’s gorgeous.

#doors of Frodo’s house in Valinor

melkorwashere:

daughter-of-odin:

voiceofnature:

The Making of a Hobbit- door!

Wow, that’s gorgeous.

#doors of Frodo’s house in Valinor

wingardium-liftiosa:

slowfedex:

So I came home from school a few days ago and found this on one of the cabinets in my house. 

See about three years ago my parents decided to go on a big push to get healthy. At the time we were all really overweight, it was a good idea. Our motto became “Eat less. Exercise more.” This was reasonable, because we often had thirds in every meal, and I couldn’t run to my mail box without getting out of breath.

Since that time between the four members of my family we’ve lost a hundred and sixty pounds. I am muscled, curvy, and a weight I love. I exercise four days a week, usually boxing early in the morning before school. Usually in the course of a day I’ll eat two pieces of toast, a sandwich and a fruit, and a small piece of meet with a couple vegetables. 

My parents are not impressed. At one time, they always repeated to me “healthy at any weight”, but now it has turned not to being healthy to be healthy, but lose weight lose weight lose weight. 

My eleven year old sister and I have started working with each other to sneak food into our rooms that they won’t notice we’ve taken.

The other day, I didn’t wake up at five before school to work out, and my dad yelled at me, making me promise to work out an extra day that week. 

My dad picks apart my lunch in the morning. Recently, they started giving me only half a sandwich. 

A few days ago, my sister went to get a cheese stick after school, and my mother told her that if she ate it, it would be her entire dinner. My sister ate it, and didn’t get dinner. 

My parents told me I need to get a personal trainer so I can “improve faster”. 

My family has a history of eating disorders, and everyday my family seems more and more anorexic. I’m scared for both myself and my younger sister. Both of us try to not eat, because we get approval from our parents for being “more healthy”. 

I’ve stopped eating lunch, trying to loose weight so that they will be nicer to me. 

I don’t think my parents realize that they’re fostering eating disorders, but the other day I tried to make myself puke, because they treat food like poison. 

I was wondering if you could reblog this if you think this sounds unhealthy, because I keep trying to talk myself out of thinking that it is. 

This is horrifying.

(Source: elliotinthesky)

catsuitmonarchy:

optimysticals:

vancity604778kid:

ultrafacts:

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ALICE ROOSEVELT WAS HARDCORE. “She was known as a rule-breaker in an era when women were under great pressure to conform. The American public noticed many of her exploits. She smoked cigarettes in public, swore at officials, rode in cars with men, stayed out late partying, kept a pet snake named Emily Spinach (Emily as in her spinster aunt and Spinach for its green color) in the White House, and was seen placing bets with a bookie. 

So what I’m reading here is, she was a Roosevelt?

Well I have a new hero.

zombie1ovejuice:

theroyalstapler:

As an introvert, I’ve done, and do, all of these things…. constantly.

HAHA I DO ALMOST ALL OF THESE

laurensmanlyscreams:

Just a reminder to the world that there is this glorious feminist thing called the Hawkeye Initiative. Where people draw Hawkeye (and possibly other avengers) in various sexual poses that comic artists generally depict women in.

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  • me: *explaining various sexual orientations to a classmate*
  • classmate: wait, what's polyamory?
  • me: well, it's when someone has more than one intimate relationship at a time with the knowledge and consent of everyone involved.
  • professor: *overhears from front of class*
  • professor: that is d i s g u s t i n g
  • me: *defensively* um, actually, no it's--
  • professor: how DARE they put a greek prefix on a latin root like that?! What right do they have to decimate my beautiful antiquated languages?!?! GREEK AND LATIN DO NOT FRATERNIZE THIS IS LIKE THAT STUPID ROMANTIC SUBPLOT BETWEEN THAT DWARF AND THAT ELF IN THE DESOLATION OF SMAUG NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!
  • me: ....
  • me: ....
  • me: ....
  • professor: it should be polyerosy
mostlysignssomeportents:

Oxford comma catastrophe

mostlysignssomeportents:

Oxford comma catastrophe

(Source: memewhore)

comedycentral:

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One of these #NewStateMottos will be on tonight’s new @midnight. Don’t miss it!
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One of these #NewStateMottos will be on tonight’s new @midnight. Don’t miss it!
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One of these #NewStateMottos will be on tonight’s new @midnight. Don’t miss it!
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One of these #NewStateMottos will be on tonight’s new @midnight. Don’t miss it!
comedycentral:

One of these #NewStateMottos will be on tonight’s new @midnight. Don’t miss it!
comedycentral:

One of these #NewStateMottos will be on tonight’s new @midnight. Don’t miss it!
comedycentral:

One of these #NewStateMottos will be on tonight’s new @midnight. Don’t miss it!
comedycentral:

One of these #NewStateMottos will be on tonight’s new @midnight. Don’t miss it!

comedycentral:

One of these #NewStateMottos will be on tonight’s new @midnight. Don’t miss it!

sssshhhthefilmsabouttostart:

"It is always more fun to play a bad guy than to be yourself as you can create a character unlike your own and be someone you are not for a change" (Richard Kiel).

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I think we’ve officially reached that annoying time in the year where it’s sweater weather in the morning, but by midday, if you wear a sweater, you die from heatstroke.

(Source: ididntasktobemade)